Heard At My House

She will hate me for this one day, but I can't resist this one...

Dorie: Mom, I want to poop!
Me: Okay, then, let's go...

Dorie (on the toilet): My tummy is paining me!
Me: Sorry, honey.

(Quiet)

Me: Dorie, are you done?
Dorie: My bum is say I want to stay on the toilet!